Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Get up early today and prepare a special treat. Blend milk, blueberries, flax seeds and protein powder for a delicious and highly nutritious snack. Save some of those blueberries for pancakes. You'll have the kids eating out of your hand all day.
Taurus
Arrogance will have its time and place today, but a dinner party won't be one of them. So don't feel compelled to comment on your host's cooking skills. Enjoy the meal anyway, even though you know you could make a better rack of lamb blindfolded.
Gemini
Hand out a list of chores today and make sure they get done. You'll have your own list and dashing off to the grocery store tops it. This way you can have a big pot of chili con carne ready just as everyone else finishes up their work.
Cancer
Hosting a dinner party tonight could be fun if you don't give it a theme. It'll be okay to serve fish pies and venison in broth like they did in the 17th century. But making your guests dress like their favorite Renaissance artist will be too much.
Leo
You'll want to splash out tonight by taking friends to dinner. Splurge like a celebrity but don't go too far out of your means. Your friends will appreciate pepperoni pizzas as much as porterhouse steaks with the works. Well, most of them will.
Virgo
Be flexible if you want to have fun today. Going with the flow will open you up to interesting new adventures. You may find yourself chowing down on savory meat pies at a fun pub you never knew existed, but which will soon become your second home.
Libra
Head to the great outdoors today! Go for a hike, bike ride or a brisk walk downtown. The fresh air will invigorate you and you'll burn calories, too. So don't feel guilty for having linguine in creamy seafood sauce for dinner. You've earned it!
Scorpio
Put yourself in your happy place today. For you, that's the kitchen, so go at it! If your family is amazed by the salmon filets in lemon-dill sauce you'll serve for dinner, wait until they see the pot roast you already have slow cooking for tomorrow.
Sagittarius
You'll have to get creative to keep everyone happy at dinner tonight. The kids will want something fun and calorie-laden. You'll want something healthier. Meet halfway and serve vegetable soup with Sloppy Joes, using ground turkey instead of beef.
Capricorn
Having a hunger as big as T-Rex could explain why you're as big as one. So eat more like a bird than a dino today. Fresh spinach salads with chicken or chunk tuna should be the rage. Dinosaurs evolved from birds, so it won't be that big of a stretch.
Aquarius
Power struggles at home could ruin an enjoyable day. So be ready to make compromises if things get too heavy. Let your partner make Manhattan rather than New England clam chowder. You won't care as long as there are plenty of clams and Tabasco.
Pisces
Keep your opinions to yourself today. The cook at the deli may hear you say that the butternut squash soup tastes like glue. A humiliating challenge may ensue and you'll be forced to admit that if it doesn't come in a can, you don't know how to cook it.
