Your Daily FoodScope for September 23, 2025

September 23, 2025



Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

You won't feel like doing anything, but that, of course, will be impossible. So give yourself a kick-start by eating something for breakfast. Fixing Wheaties and toast may take all the energy you can muster, but it'll be enough.

Taurus

You'll find like-minded allies in certain co-workers today. It'll be good having people in your corner during a hectic day. But this alliance may crumble when they ask to try the homemade Shepherd's Pie you brought for lunch, and you flatly refuse.

Gemini

A blurry mind may compromise your productivity on this day. You may need something to rev your jets. A few cups of intensely strong Thai Oliang coffee may be the rocket fuel you need to send you into orbit.

Cancer

Your mind will wander today and there won't be much you can do about it. Then again, you'll welcome the diversion to a mundane workday. So go ahead and think ahead to a few hours when you'll be digging into savory short ribs that have been cooking all day.

Leo

Co-workers may act emotionally when things get tense today. You, however, will remain cool as a cucumber. Maybe that's because you've been sipping soothing African rooibos tea while they've been slamming down cup after cup of strong Ethiopian coffee.

Virgo

People will move too slowly for you today. But maybe you're the one with the pace problem as you zip through the day. You'll wish you hadn't had two cups of super strong espresso later on today when you crash big time.

Libra

Interruptions will keep you from getting much done today. This'll be a source of consternation to you, but keep your cool. Find peace at lunch by going to a quiet place by yourself. There you can enjoy your tuna and veggie wraps without being disturbed.

Scorpio

You'll look in the mirror and unfortunately you won't see a runway model looking back. So much for the fantasy. This could be the wake-up call you need to go on a diet. So stock up on yogurt, salad fixings and tofu. You could be in it for the long haul.

Sagittarius

Your feet and head will feel like cement today. Oh, boy, it could be one of those days. But a substantial breakfast could help. Bran flakes, wheat toast and fruit may have you feeling light as a feather. If that doesn't work, there's always the old reliable: coffee.

Capricorn

The plight of the hungry will move you today, and you'll want to help. So buy lots of cereal, breads, peanut butter and canned goods and donate them to your local food drive. Hopefully this display of compassion will stir others to do the same.

Aquarius

Your bank account will lie to you today. You may have less than you think, but you won't know until it's too late. It'll be embarrassing when the waiter returns your card, so you had better have enough cash to pay for your Dungeness crab risotto and expensive wine.

Pisces

A high-energy day will demand the energy of a certain bunny today. So make sure you're well fueled before heading out. A bowl of oatmeal with blueberries and flax seed and slices of wheat toast will rev you up to lunch and beyond.