Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Keep it all light and fluffy when you're chatting people up. Anything serious is a buzz kill, and if you keep batting those eyelashes someone will finally take notice.
Taurus
You know how you're supposed to go over your answers if you finish your test early? Today is like that all day long. Double-check everything, even the silliest stuff.
Gemini
You'll have the hotties swooning from your heat as you chat them up one after another. Keep moving like a bumblebee from flower to flower.
Cancer
There's too much going on for you to sit around staring into space. Snap into action and take care of everything you know about -- you're soon to get new orders.
Leo
You're feeling pretty good right now, and something big may have just made an impression on you, but you still can't make up your mind about something that should be a slam dunk. See about getting advice.
Virgo
You might have a lot on your mind right now, but be careful who you spill it to. If the wrong person hears the wrong word, you could have a lot of explaining to do.
Libra
There are two sides to everything -- even you. Figure out which side of your brain you haven't been exercising lately and give it a good workout.
Scorpio
Keep it on the down low all day. You might be tempted to run wild, but it won't be all that much fun, and you'll feel ridiculous at some point afterward.
Sagittarius
Everyone's got something to tell you, but you'd rather be doing cool stuff than listening. See if you can have it all, one way or another.
Capricorn
Skim off the coolest thoughts you've had lately and make a best-of mix. You'll be amazed what it all sounds like without all the filler.
Aquarius
You have to go a little crazy if you want to make the right impression on the right person. Even if he or she seems totally out of your league, just go for it -- you can if you want to.
Pisces
Everything changes, right? You're usually the go-to guy or gal when big, weird changes happen, but this time you'll need to find your own mentor.
