Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Your mind will stretch back into the past and hang out there for a while. It's not that you're not enjoying the present -- you're just piecing together cool stuff from your childhood and trying to see how it fits into your life currently.
Taurus
You and your sweetie or best friend find new common ground that makes you feel even more compatible -- it seems to be one of those things that keeps getting deeper and more awesome the longer you know each other.
Gemini
Is the 'You should check the bus you just boarded and make sure it's the one you meant to board,' voice going off in your head?' Maybe you should listen to it -- things just aren't what they seem today.
Cancer
Force yourself to open up a little and tell more than you ordinarily would when speaking with a family member or your BFF -- a little goes a long way! You might be able to start something new and cool.
Leo
Make sure you have the facts straight before you jump to any conclusions. It could mean the difference between a swan dive and a belly flop. Your tummy will thank you!
Virgo
Diplomacy isn't just for ambassadors and consulates and folks like that, you know! Even if you aren't president of anything, you might want to check on your people-pleasing skills today.
Libra
Go ahead and write it in a letter or an email or on a Post-It or on the back of your hand or on your mom or dad's bank statement. Whatever it is that occurs to you, it's worth saving to read later!
Scorpio
Well, well, well. If it isn't high time for a little down and dirty cleanup. That's right. It's as good a day as any to scrub those dingy corners and rearrange all those nasty binders. What are you waiting for?
Sagittarius
Oftentimes something that looks simple is actually very, very complicated. Anything in your life fit this description? It's important to review it carefully. Think about it -- at least twice.
Capricorn
There are days when you are more impulsive than a water-balloon-throwing clown at the county fair, and today is one of them. Just be a little bit careful -- check your aim before you throw start throwing!
Aquarius
The combination of food and talk has never been more productive. Meals are awesome social occasions for you, whether you're just hanging out with the family or meeting old friends over lunch.
Pisces
What? You don't like jumping jacks? They make you feel silly? Especially when you have to do them in public -- say, with your summer-session gym class? Buck up, buttercup. They're good for you.
