Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to get a little pushy today -- but not so much so that you actually push people away. It's a fine line, but you have the mojo to handle it with plenty of tact and good old-fashioned charm.
Taurus
Kick back and enjoy your life -- there's no need to stress out. If anything, you should find that people are much more willing to give you what you need (within reason, of course).
Gemini
Your talkative nature is engaged, but you don't seem to have too much to say right now. Don't worry about it -- a little harmless chatter soothes the nerves and keeps your people together.
Cancer
Midday is the best time for you now, and you should feel much more comfortable hanging out with people you don't know all that well. Open up a bit and invite someone new to eat with you.
Leo
It's a good day to practice for when you hit it big -- act like the celebrity you know you'll be one day. That doesn't mean being rude, though; it's way classier for you to treat the little people right.
Virgo
Your left brain is quite active today, and you should be able to reason through almost any kind of problem you face. Math is easier, and so are complex social issues -- those that can be understood, anyway.
Libra
No matter what kind of high drama is going on around you today, you maintain a sense of deep and abiding calm. Your friends might be freaking out over some new rules or ideas, but you can see the long run.
Scorpio
You're feeling pretty strong now, though it's a different kind of power coursing through you. Get your people to stop infighting and start working together toward something big.
Sagittarius
Today is a good time to deal with after-school projects, especially those related to community service. You have an eye on what's needed, and you are feeling more committed than ever to your goals.
Capricorn
You need to deal with the essentials of life today -- just focus on getting through school and dealing with stuff as it arises, instead of fretting needlessly over the small stuff that doesn't matter.
Aquarius
You have little habits that set you apart from the crowd, and today brings them out in a big way. If you can't handle social pressure, you should probably keep them to yourself, but otherwise, go for it.
Pisces
You have a bad case of the warm fuzzies -- thanks to a friend, relative or sweetheart. Your great social energy helps you make the most of a sweet situation, so make sure they know how you feel.
