Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Your enthusiasm for the written word may confuse your friends, but it provides a satisfying outlet for you. Poetry will bring sharp tears to your eyes, and a play written in verse will positively astound you.
Taurus
Being awestruck by the altruistic acts of others is a great way to get your own creative juices going. Your mind will hop from one fantastic idea to another, all devoted to the betterment of humankind.
Gemini
You have the same skills as everyone else, but you have the energy to sweep the competition. Blast away. You don't need to apologize for your impressive capabilities -- it's not your fault people are jealous.
Cancer
You're in a concerned, sacrificing mood. If a sibling is sick, you'll give up your plans for the evening in favor of bringing them orange juice and new library books. Listen to what the patient wants.
Leo
A certain friendship is in need of some emergency care. Do a quick triage. Is this person mad about something specific? Do they just need more attention? Or do they need to know you're not upset? Take action.
Virgo
It's a good day to start new projects, especially if they involve physical labor. If you're working on a paper about a local news story, do the legwork and check out the scene yourself. Start a new weightlifting routine.
Libra
It's the perfect day to indulge your every whim and appetite. Want a scoop of mint-chocolate-chip ice cream on top of your regular choice? Plunk down that money! Nothing is out of bounds when you feel this free.
Scorpio
Decisions involving money should be made carefully and slowly. You'll come into the process convinced you know exactly what to do, but if you give others the chance, they'll bring up issues you hadn't considered.
Sagittarius
Accept advice about your future. Others are eager to help, and some of their comments will be useful. Once you have a sense of the big picture, you can think more critically about individual words of wisdom.
Capricorn
You're quick and alert and others will feel the pressure to keep up. If you hang out with equally savvy people, you'll have a brilliant day, both socially and intellectually. Beware of those who'll drag you down.
Aquarius
The urge to get things done may compete with the need to pay attention to what you're doing. Set reasonable goals and don't try to rush the goalkeeper. Steady effort will pay off much faster in the end.
Pisces
Take stairs three at a time -- there's no time to waste. You have ideas and you're full of spirit, so latch on to your opportunity. Hang on as though your life depended on it, because it many ways it does.
