Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
A mystery that has been puzzling you will resolve today when you realize that someone's odd behavior is really romance in the making. Let your dreamy gaze and creative musings pull that someone even closer.
Taurus
If you're feeling overextended and emotional, take care of yourself. Just like ginger ale nurses a sick tummy, you need to find out why you're feeling what you feel and if anything can be done about it.
Gemini
Sometimes teachers just have no clue and end up making your life difficult. Quash annoyance fast, because it wastes time and prolongs the boring part. Focus on details 'til you get it all through and over with.
Cancer
Whether it's the siren call of the couch and the remote -- or a snazzy burst of energy that lifts you straight into the stratosphere -- you're all about energy extremes today. Enjoy both ends of the continuum!
Leo
All right, it's time to be mulish and dig in your heels. Just finish your current projects and ignore any distractions. Intense focus will get you through anything you need to accomplish.
Virgo
During a cerebral conversation, your powers of insight kick in and a whole new vista opens up in your thoughts. Your intuitive powers guide you to a surprising new understanding of invisible currents.
Libra
With the persistence and swiftness, you'll snap off the parts of your mind and life that are holding you back. Then you'll woo your loved ones into accepting the changes.
Scorpio
You're full of affection -- those lucky family members and friends of yours are going to get a complete love showdown. You'll tell them how much you love them, and they'll show you how much they adore you right back.
Sagittarius
No one can accuse you of being a spendthrift! That cautious nature of yours keeps your wallet where it belongs. Just be sure you're more free and easy with emotions and words, since those who love you need to hear them.
Capricorn
You're practically a volcano, exploding with white-hot energy and bursting with inspiration! Be assertive and ask for what you deserve, because you're as sizzling as lava and just as beautiful.
Aquarius
Since you know what you want in the future, you're able to accept a less-than-perfect present. Think of now as a platform to launch you and help you get where you want to be. Then start practicing.
Pisces
Even if a spate of crying and bad poetry takes up part of the day, an emotional clearing later on will bring intuition and family love into your life. So anticipate the sun break that will deliver rainbows.
