Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Strong opinions are floating through the air, as common as dust motes and just about as influential. Refrain from forcing your own opinions on unwilling hosts. It's not that they disagree. They just don't want to fill their heads with dust.
Taurus
You're in the mood for an encounter not with the merely exceptional, but the really extraordinary. You'll think to yourself, 'What can I do, but be open to experience?' Well, you can seek out your own astonishing talents.
Gemini
Today you'll be reminded of how utterly devoted someone is to you. It could be the upturned gaze of a puppy or the firm handshake of an adult, but either way you'll feel cozy and loved. Thank the other party as best you can.
Cancer
You've been procrastinating when it comes to dealing with a sticky issue among friends. They aren't talking to each other, and it falls to you to try to resolve the crisis. Don't shy away from conflict. Wade right in.
Leo
You're in a giving, creative mood. Make sure you don't suppress your energy by getting too concerned about how others will react to your output. You're your own most important audience today, so let loose and create something fantastic.
Virgo
You'll feel like an enormous skyscraper in a neighborhood of duplexes today. Little will you know, but those squat little buildings are feeling overshadowed by you too. Take the elevator down to the ground floor and chat with the doorman.
Libra
You won't even notice the way other people react to you today -- you'll be concentrating too hard on your work. But all around you, mouths are practically gaping at your self-confidence and abilities. Look up and smile from time to time.
Scorpio
When everyone else is cheering for the frontrunner today, you'll be struck with an unwelcome realization. You don't want the presumptuous winner, with that smirk of a grin, to succeed. You're cheering for the lowly underdog.
Sagittarius
You work hard for the money, so don't blow it on a video game or some sneakers that will only give you a moment or two of satisfaction. Instead, think about the long term.
Capricorn
It's the ideal day to trade in an old possession for something more current. You have a ravenous appetite for whatever's new or flashy. A word of caution, though: Hide your bling from prying eyes. Jealous fingers wander.
Aquarius
Excitement is in the air, but much of it will center on unstated rivalries. If you get the urge to take sides, suppress it. You'll be much happier on the sidelines in this particular fight. There's no need to announce your loyalties.
Pisces
You're champing at the bit to get into nature and use those muscles of yours. So what if no one wants to play basketball with you? You'll look so suave shooting free throws that someone will show up to challenge you in no time.
