Your Daily TeenScope for August 29, 2023

August 29, 2023



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You have to make sure you're putting all that great energy to good use today -- you have more than you know what to do with. Stay active and say yeah when people come calling.

Taurus

You have to make sure you're not too obvious about your frustration -- if the wrong people see it, you're in for a serious teasing. It may feel like they're against you, but really they're just bored.

Gemini

Speak up at dinner tonight -- or any other time your family is gathered. You have more to say than you realize, and you can break the ice over some situation that has been holding you all back.

Cancer

It's pretty easy for you to fly off the handle today, especially when parents try to hold you back. Do your best to keep it cool, though -- if you can keep your wits about you, it should all be fine.

Leo

You didn't expect to do much more than have fun today, but you end up engrossed in a conversation with someone (maybe new to you) who gets you thinking about some big issue in a new way.

Virgo

You're a bit out of sync with the students around you, but that's only a problem if you need to work together. In that case, try to pick those you can boss around because you don't have time to argue.

Libra

You really need to address some big issues today -- but they're not so earth shattering that they can't be solved with a little help from friends and family. In fact, just talking may be the solution.

Scorpio

This is a not good time to get sick -- which you presumably don't want to do. That means you need to take it easy and drink lots of water and do all that other stuff that's a little less than fun, but worth it.

Sagittarius

Have fun with today's activities -- even if they're math assignments or watching your younger siblings. You can make a game out of almost anything and do better at it as a result.

Capricorn

You have to put a stop to something today, which might not feel all that great but it super-important. Maybe it's a bad habit, maybe it's a go-nowhere romance or maybe it's an after-school thing that got boring.

Aquarius

You're still feeling rather intrigued by some recent idea or event, so poke around a bit under the surface to see whether anyone else is ready to follow up on it with you. Take your time and it should be great.

Pisces

Someone close is speaking in riddles or otherwise trying to confuse you -- but they aren't just straight-up lying to your face, so that's something. Let your subconscious untie the knots.