Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Be careful of an offer that seems too good to be true, especially if it involves a lot of cash. Ask questions -- is it easy to shift gears on that bike? Did you ever get this stereo wet? You never know what you'll find out.
Taurus
Today you'll make a decision that will affect the rest of your month, and it's making you a little nervous. Don't freak out! It's just a few weeks after all. The only thing you'll regret is if you don't take any risks at all.
Gemini
Today is brimming with hot topics and points of contention. You'll have to negotiate family relations carefully if you want to escape unscathed. Imagine you're a turtle: pull your head in and let things roll off your back.
Cancer
You're in an especially giving mood. Don't just confine your generosity to your immediate friends and family. Try looking for a service project that lets you have fun and meet people. Tree planting is always a good workout.
Leo
You're an exceptional listener today, so if someone wants to spill their secrets, tell them you're all ears; you're more perceptive than usual. When the friend wants to repay you, try suggesting ice cream -- you don't want to be greedy.
Virgo
Do you have a friend who's across the state, working as a counselor at a summer camp? What about a former exchange student who's back in their home country? Somebody far away would really like to hear from you!
Libra
Everybody is on your wavelength today. Have fun, flirt and share your emotions. There's nothing to fear from openness today -- you are well loved. Take the opportunity to tell someone special just how much they mean to you.
Scorpio
Your analytical powers are incredibly sharp today. It's a perfect time to tackle that summer assignment you've been putting off. A book report will be a snap, and any longer essay you write will be unusually perceptive.
Sagittarius
Parents can be such busybodies! If they were your age, they would never be so nosy. Smile and tolerate their intrusions, and they'll probably end up being less curious next time around.
Capricorn
Are some of your pals being the biggest pains in the you-know-what lately? Stooping to their level won't help anything, so don't lose your temper. Find another way to solve this problem.
Aquarius
After you finish cleaning your room, follow a random impulse or two. Feel like spending quarters on those rocking horses in front of the grocery store? Or dressing up in '80s clothes and taking a walk? Make the fun happen.
Pisces
You have a couple of bucks burning a hole in your pocket. Use them to do something unusual. Don't just get lunch -- visit a cafe inside an art museum. Student discounts are a wonderful thing.
