Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're more accident prone than usual today, so it's a good idea to stick with activities that involve lots of padding or at least take place indoors. Most of what goes down is funny rather than scary.
Taurus
If you need to get on someone's good side, now is the time. Your easy charm and great energy ensure that most people should see you in the best possible light. Sneak up on your crush and say hi.
Gemini
You may not keep an actual to-do list, but today is still a good day to take care of that kind of stuff. You may even want to sit down and write it all out first so you can get that awesome sense of accomplishment.
Cancer
You are reading people loud and clear -- and that works both ways. Even your densest friend or parent seems to understand what's really going on with you, so there's no need to worry about it.
Leo
If money woes have brought you down lately, now is a good time to rethink your relationship with the green stuff. You might not hit on a million-dollar idea, but your head is still good with cash.
Virgo
You pull off something surprising, and your friends are right there with you. It could be an academic achievement or an athletic surprise, but it should keep you energized for quite a while.
Libra
If you can pull off doing nothing at all today, then you have it made. Things aren't great, but you just need to be sure that you're ready for action when the energy shifts -- most likely, sometime tomorrow.
Scorpio
Your mind is on helping out in the world or the neighborhood, and you know there are a million things you could be doing. Just pick one and get on it with everything you have -- it should feel great.
Sagittarius
You need to avoid the temptation to ask your parents for much of anything today -- even if they seem open to it. Things get weird when favors are in the hopper, but that shouldn't last too long.
Capricorn
Today is perfect for getting stuff done -- you're all over homework, chores and catching up on email. Your great energy really helps you make a big difference when it comes to the business of living.
Aquarius
You have a better sense than usual of what's coming up -- but it's not as if you're psychic. Instead, your intuitive powers are just kicked up a notch and helping you read people a little more easily.
Pisces
Someone isn't being straight up with you, and you might have to do some detective work to get to the bottom of it. Slow down and think things through -- you can figure it out in time.
