Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Whatever is newest and hottest is sure to be on your mind in one way or another today. You may be showing others how it's done or just making life a little more interesting for them.
Taurus
You see others taking little risks and getting what they want, and it feels as if you should too -- but not yet! Your luck is a little thin right now, but you can tell it's going to come flooding back soon.
Gemini
Something is pulling you in a new direction, and you think you like it quite a bit! Push your mind to deal with all the new information coming your way, so you can take it deeper.
Cancer
Try not to stretch yourself too thinly today -- you have to make sure you're conserving your energy until it regenerates a bit more. If you have to overdo it, make sure you have a soft landing!
Leo
You're in the best possible mood (well, almost, anyway), and can probably share it with even your most depressed friends. If they've got black clouds over their heads, show them what to be happy for.
Virgo
You're feeling quite good today, and should be able to share the good social energy with the right people when the time is right. Get them to acknowledge what they all have in common.
Libra
Do you blog or post on any sites? Today is perfect for more of the same -- your energy is best spent communicating with the world at large, or at least your tiny chunk of it.
Scorpio
Try something a bit daring today -- but you have to trust fate! You can't control all the variables, as much as you would like to, and it might take quite a while to learn the results.
Sagittarius
Someone close to you is in some serious need of a boost, and you can score massive bonus points by stepping up and showing them how it should be. They spread the news about your awesomeness.
Capricorn
You manage to get more done in one day than some people can do in a week -- without really paying attention, even! Somehow, your unconscious energy has driven you to new excesses of greatness.
Aquarius
If things seem a little intimidating -- and there's a good chance they do -- you need to fall back on your friends. At least one knows just what needs to be done to help you get back on track.
Pisces
It's a good day to buckle under a little -- or at least make a show of doing so. Authority figures are full of themselves, but they are looking for folks who resist too overtly.
