Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Slow down and let things unfold before you get too carried away with your own plans. You may find that things change enough that you need to figure out how to change things in response.
Taurus
You have to use some of today's good energy to put out a fire that is raging among friends. They're fighting over nothing, and only you can help them to see the error of their ways.
Gemini
Don't be too surprised if your parents can't understand you today, even if they've been doing great up 'til now. It's just one of those days when it's hardest to get the ones who are closest to us.
Cancer
Your brain is at its best right now, so dive into those problems or lose those fears about that big test. Things should go quite well for any intellectual endeavors you have to deal with.
Leo
Your people are a lot farther out there than you are today -- and that's just fine with you! It's a good day to just kick back and do your own thing, which is probably nice and quiet compared to the rest.
Virgo
You can't help but neaten and straighten the things in your room -- or anywhere else you find yourself! Your good energy just naturally creates a (much welcomed) zone of order everywhere you go.
Libra
It's the perfect do-nothing day, as long as you can get away with it. Things might get pretty crazy if you do too much, so you're much better off just poking along and letting others take the heat.
Scorpio
You should plan ahead as far as you can right now -- you have the brain power to pull off a major coup, but it'll take a fair amount of detail. You may also need support from a few key players.
Sagittarius
People are driving you insane today -- even your best friends and those who usually get you. Try not to take it out on them because it's more about your state of mind than their ignorance.
Capricorn
You're down with email, IM, texting and other long-range communication tools today, far more so than usual. Your good energy makes it easy to stay in touch with anyone, anywhere.
Aquarius
Take care of all the little stuff that needs doing as soon as you can -- you have the mindset for it, but it might not last all that long! Once it's all settled, you can get back to thinking big.
Pisces
You and your friends are more intertwined than ever today -- maybe you're all so stuck on each other that you can't do anything on your own. Don't worry about it -- just stick together!
