Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Today is all about little accidents -- happy and otherwise. If you're driving, slow down and let others feel the rage. If you're hanging with friends, watch for chance meetings with super-hotties.
Taurus
Wow -- when did life get so easy? Things are pretty sweet right now, and you may find that people are more willing to show you some love just when you need it the most.
Gemini
Be as clear as you can when communicating today, and try your best to avoid email or texting, which are notoriously easy to misread. If someone doesn't get it, explain things until they do.
Cancer
You need to make sure you're dealing with the little details of any school or after-school project with which you're involved. They may come back to bite you if you ignore them for now.
Leo
You are fairly slow and methodical today, which is somewhat different from your usual mindset. Don't worry about it -- in fact, you should make good use of it to advance on some schoolwork.
Virgo
You are paying so much attention to the little details of life that you might miss out on the big picture -- but that doesn't matter now! Your mastery of the small stuff is really all you need to worry about.
Libra
Your eye for detail is sharp right now, and you should be able to figure out just about anything, as long as you can take your time sorting through the clues. People are easier to read, too.
Scorpio
Dive into the little details of you work -- you should find them much more enjoyable than usual. You're not turning into a super-nerd, though! It's just one of those days when your brain is all the way on.
Sagittarius
Patience is the word of the day, but it's definitely not your favorite! You have to make sure you're not just expecting everything to go your way immediately -- you have to wait this one out.
Capricorn
You feel pretty safe and secure in your position -- and should branch out a bit. It's a good time to try new things because you know you can always fall back if push comes to shove.
Aquarius
Other folks are a little harder to cope with today because they're so hard to read. You may need to just sit out any lengthy meetings or conversations that don't make sense for the time being.
Pisces
Someone needs your help in a big way, and you are only too glad to go along with the plan. Things are pretty rough for them, but you help smooth things over in a way they won't forget.
