Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Someone is trying to rile you up -- and it might be working! You're way better off keeping your cool this time, but if they push you to the boiling point, go off on them and show them their mistake.
Taurus
You make a great impression on someone important -- a teacher, parent or hottie -- just by being yourself. You may need to slow down and make sure they catch it, but that's not cheating, is it?
Gemini
You might be bored out of your mind, but listen at least a little to the advice that comes your way today. It might not be quite right yet, but pretty soon it's going to be vital for you.
Cancer
Your ability to project into the future is peaking, so it's a good time to make plans you know will work out well. Friends and family may need your help in this department!
Leo
Today is all about you -- so much so that you might avoid other people entirely! It's not as if you hate people; it's more like you just need to figure stuff out on your own for the time being.
Virgo
Something clicks early today, and it all just makes sense to you suddenly. You may need to snap into action right away to take care of business, but more likely you can just move forward at your own pace.
Libra
You are much more forgiving than usual, which is saying quite a lot! It's a good time to let someone know that everything is okay between you, though you may want to take care with the message.
Scorpio
You have enough good energy to spare that it's easy to help out that friend in need -- even if they don't realize they are in need! You may want to do it surreptitiously, just to make yourself smile.
Sagittarius
Your parents seem tyrannical today, but it's actually mostly in your mind. That doesn't make it any more fun, but at least you should know well enough by now not to fight back strenuously.
Capricorn
You need to get some work done today, but it should pass by quickly. You get more done than you think you really should have, actually, but that ends up working to your advantage, as do so many things.
Aquarius
Everyone else seems tied up in their own business, which should be okay with you. Try not to reach out for support unless you absolutely need it because you never know what it'll cost.
Pisces
You aren't satisfied with some aspect of your life, but there's just not much you can do about it at the moment. Put it out of your mind because complaining will only make you feel worse.