Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's a great day to seek out the new and different. If your parents will let you, why not explore the neighboring towns? Or, your search could be as simple as dining at an exotic restaurant. How about some Ethiopian?
Taurus
Your beliefs will conflict with someone else's today, and you'll respond best if you can hold your convictions lightly, rather than gripping them with all your might. It can be useful to reevaluate your values sometimes.
Gemini
You're being presented with a choice between two extremes, and the answer is far from clear. Instead of getting hung up on how different the two options are, think about their implications for the future.
Cancer
A conflict among pals will leave you feeling torn between your loyalty and your sense of fairness. Do you stick up for your buddy or tell it to them straight? Aim for tact, and you'll be able to say anything.
Leo
You'll be seized with the urge to pick up and go today, and anything from your semester abroad to your summer vacation plans with family may be affected. Let the romance of foreign countries spark your imagination.
Virgo
You're like a rower at the starting line, impatient to start and easily frustrated by crosswinds that push you from your goal. Try to go with the flow. Think of your task as an expedition instead of a race.
Libra
People around you may urge practical considerations, feeling that your ideals are getting unrealistic. But you have good reason to stick to your guns. Anything less and you'd be disappointed in yourself.
Scorpio
Suddenly a personal decision seems like it's directly related to a larger philosophical principle you never considered before. But it's hard to tell whether this external perspective makes things easier or harder.
Sagittarius
It's a good day to share in the company of close friends. There will be comfort and laughter, but keep your eyes open for an element of surprise. Someone new might enter your circle, or a secret may be divulged.
Capricorn
You're eager, motivated and smart, so have confidence in your own intellect. If a problem seems hard, tuck it in the back of your mind and let your unconscious work on it for a while.
Aquarius
Gather some friends around you and create a skit for the summer camp talent show or scheme up a giant practical joke. The bigger the scale of your plans, the more joy you'll get out of them. Have a ball!
Pisces
And adult may not be right, but sass will get you nowhere in this situation. You may find it useful to express your criticism creatively and show your friends. Draw a fierce caricature or write a sarcastic haiku.
