Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You can't avoid your parents today, as much as you may want to do just that. There's good news, though -- the recent situation befuddles them as much as it does you, so maybe you can figure it out together.
Taurus
Everyone's smiling because of your energy, no matter how determined they are to be grumpy! You are feeling unusually content with the way things have been going in your life, too.
Gemini
You feel cheap today -- you don't want to spend a dime, if you can help it. Why should you? There's plenty of ways to enjoy the day without buying stuff to make it happen.
Cancer
You are filled with great energy, able to work, study or play all day long without taking a break. If someone needs help, you're on it -- thanks to that compassionate nature of yours!
Leo
You are feeling good, even if the energy of the day doesn't quite sync up with yours. Try to let your people know how it is -- your natural warmth should shine through, despite it all.
Virgo
You're feeling centered, happy and in need of some socializing -- so seek out your friends and have some fun. If they're tied up (or you are), then you might need to work some magic.
Libra
Keep your head down today -- attention from the wrong person could lead to all sorts of trouble (though nothing permanent). Do your thing and re-enter the world in a day or two.
Scorpio
You're all talk today -- and others are enraptured! You can get even deeper than usual, thanks to your good energy and your friends' willingness to listen and follow along as you explore.
Sagittarius
Someone needs your attention, or a little help, but that involves rearranging things in a way you'd rather not. You're a lot better off if you can do it for them -- things will go a lot more smoothly!
Capricorn
Inspiration strikes at some point in the day, and you may feel as if you've been blessed with the hottest idea of the year. Sit on it for a bit -- but start to think about putting it into action.
Aquarius
It may exasperate you at least a little bit, but today is all about sticking to the routines. Your instinct, of course, is to experiment or try something different for its own sake -- but wait a while.
Pisces
You're filled with great energy, though it's pointing you in one particular direction. Go for it! Your creative powers are strong, and you should be able to make things sparkle.
