Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You are just like a cat ready to pounce. No matter what you're waiting for, you should get at least a sign today, and if you jump, it should go quite well for you. If someone else gets left behind, too bad!
Taurus
You're trying to get your people rounded up for something, and it's easier than you'd expected. You've left the weirdness of the past behind, and can easily get folks talking and laughing.
Gemini
You've had to deal with that one kind of annoying friend of yours a million times, bit for some reason, you just can't face them today. It's not the time to break up -- just avoid them for the time being.
Cancer
You've got one big problem that can't be denied any longer -- but the good news is that once you face it, you can make amazing progress! It doesn't clear up overnight, but hardly anything ever does.
Leo
You're feeling more enthusiastic than ever about someone or something, and that could mean that you're about to turn the page on a new part of your life. It's exciting, but you need perspective, too!
Virgo
Your romantic energy is just right for something new today -- even if you're seeing someone already! You may just want to kick things up a notch, or say hey to someone who looks cool.
Libra
Your energy levels are low, but you can still make it through the basic routines of the day. You just need to make sure you've got someone to talk with when it gets late and you need support.
Scorpio
You're on the right track today, and might be able to get your parents to agree to something that's pretty big if you put it in terms they can understand. Show how it helps move you forward.
Sagittarius
Your ability to express yourself clearly is always useful, but right now it's the most important trait you possess. Make sure all the right people hear what's really going on from the source.
Capricorn
Good news comes your way at some point today -- almost certainly thanks to had work you put in a while back. If you maintain a steady pace, almost anything is possible, so keep at it!
Aquarius
Try not to worry too much about all the extraneous stuff going on today -- you need to keep on track, no matter how tough it is. Someone needs to hear from you soon, and you need to have an answer for them!
Pisces
Try not to worry much about that big project or the seemingly impossible homework -- you've got friends who can help you make sense of it all. Just make the call and things should work out.
