Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're being remarkably patient with a friend or relative who's taking way too long to do what they're supposed to do. It's a good time to show them that you can play well with others if need be.
Taurus
You're not feeling frivolous today -- and you can bring other folks down to earth if they need it. If you or your people need to get anything done, now is a great time to make it all happen.
Gemini
If you can just focus on one idea, subject or person, you can get pretty far today. If you have to split your attention, you might actually lose ground, so pick one thing and stick with it!
Cancer
You're in the middle of a sizable group at some point when it just clicks and you feel just right. It's a good time for you to get folks to listen or to show them what you want to do in the future.
Leo
Your ego gets smacked around a little bit when someone calls you out today -- but it's not such a huge deal, really! You roll with the punches as well as anyone, and things should settle down soon.
Virgo
You're thinking about some topic really differently now, thanks to an infusion of energy that helps you see things from new perspectives. It's a good time to end old arguments with friends.
Libra
You should try to slow down just a bit, no matter how much fun you're having. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and it's best for you if you can keep yourself from experiencing it.
Scorpio
Your tastes are even more refined than usual today, and that could mean it's hard to match them perfectly. That's cool -- just get by with whatever you feel like doing and wait for things to shake out later.
Sagittarius
You may want to think big and ponder what you'll be doing this time next year, but you've got to deal with today's issues first. If you can focus on the small stuff right in front of you, the big picture should be fine.
Capricorn
It's okay to chill out and indulge your sillier desires today -- they aren't going to hold you back or cause any stress. Of course, you need to get back to business pretty soon, but enjoy it while it lasts.
Aquarius
Education feels more engaging today, though only because it's the least boring thing available to you, for some reason. Go for it and attach yourself to some concept or subject that's always baffled you.
Pisces
Writing and speaking come more easily today, and you should be able to convince folks you're in the right even if you're not so sure yourself. Have fun with your people and wrap them in confusion!