Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You and your family are going through some weirdness right now, but that doesn't mean you should shut down! Just let the subliminal business wash over you and you'll figure it all out later.
Taurus
You're feeling incredibly focused today -- maybe on one person, maybe on a group, or maybe even on something abstract. Whatever it is, you can't help but make it the center of your life for now.
Gemini
Step right up and lend a hand whenever it's needed today -- you might save the day! Your parents or friends (or that total stranger) will be more grateful than you ever would have expected.
Cancer
You're feeling considerably weirder than you were just yesterday about that one big decision. That means you should step back and think things through one more time.
Leo
Something doesn't make any sense at all to you until you start looking at what's going on beneath the surface. It may take a while, but you'll feel a lot better about everything afterward.
Virgo
Your brain is itching for new information -- the school year can't get going fast enough for you! Of course, you're always on the lookout for new sources of facts and ideas, so poke around for a while.
Libra
You'll get more serious today, thanks to some weird little pieces of business that pop up at about the same time. It's a good day to take everything one step at a time -- you can do it!
Scorpio
Your personal energy is blowing up the roof! That might mean it's time to take it outside, and if you can get to a party or some other social situation, you should be able to get people moving.
Sagittarius
You're feeling extra-sleepy and ready for a nap almost as soon as you get up today -- but try to make it through whatever you have scheduled. If you drift off into daydreams, you should have a good time!
Capricorn
Spend some extra time with friends today -- even if they're busy or grumpy or whatever. Your good energy is just what they need, and you should be able to turn everything around for them.
Aquarius
Focus on serious business today -- even if there's not much going on. Get something started, or look around to find something that seems to makes sense in the grand scheme of things.
Pisces
It's awfully easy for you to go along with the gang today -- maybe a little too easy? Try to make sure you're still able to take care of your own business, even when others are pestering you.
