Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're feeling pretty hot today -- and with good reason! Your thinking is way outside the box, and that should be just what people are looking for, so keep it up and don't be shy about speaking out!
Taurus
You have to take care of that money issue living in the back of your mind that's trying to move up front. You may need to swallow your pride and just ask your parents for assistance.
Gemini
Someone's looking your way who wants to see a lot more of you. It might not even be a romantic thing, but you should at least try to be open to it when things start to get going today.
Cancer
You're in an especially helpful frame of mind, which should make your parents and almost everyone else close to you squirmy with delight. Take the initiative and see what you can do.
Leo
Love is in the air! If you're seeing someone, things are almost perfect between you; otherwise, you're just in the best possible position to start something new. Ask that hottie out soon!
Virgo
You want to get lots of stuff done today, but you can't figure out where to start. That's cool -- you shouldn't be rushing ahead anyway. Just try to make sure you're thinking it all through first!
Libra
Speak out today, even if it's difficult or awkward. You have the right kind of energy to make a real difference, but you can't do that if you keep your mouth shut. People will listen!
Scorpio
You are prone to dropping mad bucks on silly things today -- so if you're running short on mad bucks, try to find ways to distract yourself or just stay the heck out of the mall.
Sagittarius
It's one of those days when you and your army of friends (even an army of one, actually) are in sync. Your amazing energy is perfect for leading the way to fun, even if you don't know what you're doing.
Capricorn
You're moving a lot faster than you think you are -- but that does not mean you should slow down quite yet! Make sure everything is cool before you decide to make any changes.
Aquarius
You're finding more doors opening -- and the next year is wide open for you! That could be a little intimidating to contemplate, but it doesn't mean you have to make any hasty decisions!
Pisces
You're getting all pent up over some issue that might not have mattered to you just yesterday -- but that doesn't make you any less impassioned! Let everyone know exactly how you feel.
