Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You feel totally driven today -- and it's a good thing, too! You may get something out of the way that would languish for weeks or months otherwise, and it should make the difference between success and failure.
Taurus
You and your people are craving some outside action, so take a walk, go biking or find some other way to enjoy the outdoors. You feel more connected than ever with the natural world.
Gemini
Things are a more difficult than you really want them to be. You like a challenge, but this is crazy! Figure out the cheat code, or just get some help from a good friend. It'll get easier soon enough.
Cancer
You may feel like staying indoors all day long, but good luck with that. Sometimes you should just get back in touch with your feelings, but there are lots of different ways to do that.
Leo
Get over yourself just a little bit if you want to have fun today. It's not as if you're causing any serious problems, but you might see things from a weird perspective for a little while.
Virgo
You should be entirely creative today -- see it as a challenge! The flip side of your good energy is that if you sit still for very long, you're sure to find stuff to complain about.
Libra
Are you freaking out about something that's already over? It's okay if you want to continue to obsess for now -- but remember, you must face the future eventually! Watch for the signs.
Scorpio
It's all coming down to a test of willpower today, and you should be able to handle it well. Your energy levels aren't exactly where you want them to be, but you have a spine of solid steel!
Sagittarius
You are fiercely independent, at least when it comes to your private thoughts. You are also someone who doesn't just go along with the group to get along. Today brings that out in a huge way!
Capricorn
Everything seems to work out well for you today -- in part because you have it all planned out, and in part because your energy is perfectly in sync with the rest of the world. Enjoy the positive results!
Aquarius
Someone brings the hammer down, and your options are suddenly more limited than ever. That's not so cool, but you have enough ideas, and you'll find some good ones that fit into the new regime.
Pisces
Mysterious help arrives just when you need it most -- probably rather late in the day. Don't ask too many questions about it 'cause the more you investigate, the weirder it will all appear.
