Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Something big is standing in your way, and there's no easy way around it. This time, buckle down and do what's right -- even if it gets in the way of the fun stuff you'd meant to do.
Taurus
Try to spend more time with your people today -- even if they say they're busy. It's a good time to figure out what's really going on with them, if they've been secretive in recent days.
Gemini
Take care of some paperwork or other bureaucratic messiness that is more important than you think. Take it seriously and you won't regret it, even if it takes up much of the day.
Cancer
You're feeling pretty good about things today, though it all may be weirder than you had hopes. You can deal with weird, though, especially when your emotions feel as stable as they do right now.
Leo
Try not to hang out with moochers today -- hang on to what you have. It'll be tough, though -- you're not a big fan of saying no to friends. It's a good time for you to 'forget' your wallet!
Virgo
Try not to tell people how you really think -- at least sugar-coat the most critical comments. No one's ready for your most vitriolic words, and you don't want to backpedal. Better to keep it light and easy to avoid nastiness.
Libra
You're a little freaked out by something that seems small but threatens to disrupt your whole day! If you've made a plan, you almost certainly need to change it a little, if only to regain your balance.
Scorpio
You and your big heart are feeling great today, and you might be in the mood to ramp up your love life. If you're seeing someone, spend even more time with them (if possible). If not, ask someone out!
Sagittarius
It's one of those lazy days when you'd rather just sleep in or goof off or both -- but someone else might have other plans for you. If so, go along, but don't pretend you're enthusiastic.
Capricorn
Get something down in words -- and it's easier than you'd think! In fact, your amazing creative energy is perfect for everything from mash notes to extended blog posts on whatever.
Aquarius
Try your best not to spend money you don't have -- or any money at all, if you can swing it! You may need to hang onto those stray pennies for some upcoming, necessary expenses.
Pisces
Reach out today -- all that great energy needs to be used, and your friends and family need you more than ever! It's the perfect day to score bonus points to redeem some other time.
