Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Work out some of your crazy energy -- it's practically driving you up the walls! It's not bad at all, though, unless for some reason you can't get out and about to get busy!
Taurus
Try not to make any snap decisions today -- you will almost certainly second-guess yourself, and end up going back and forth all day long. That's no fun for anyone, so take your time and sort it out.
Gemini
Listen carefully to what folks are trying to tell you -- there's a lot of good wisdom buried in the small talk! Though you may be tempted to brush some of it off, you know it's good for you.
Cancer
You have some great mental energy to play with right now, so take advantage of it to get ahead of wherever you found yourself this morning. You should be able to outfox almost anyone!
Leo
Use that great mental energy to soak up some new facts and figures -- it should get you ready for an intense school year! You feel smarter than ever before, so you should do quite well.
Virgo
Probably rather late in the day -- but not much after dark -- you should feel a little click in your mind that lets you know you're on the right track. You might be surprised, but should follow it up anyway.
Libra
You are so wrapped up in some weird social business that you might not even realize that something is up. Now is definitely the time for you to stop everything and get it together.
Scorpio
You're in the mood to do right by people, and that most likely mean little random acts of kindness that you sprinkle around like confetti. If anyone looks at you sideways, just smile and move on!
Sagittarius
You're full of fiery energy -- something that happens rather often, really! The difference today is you're feeling a bit more assertive than usual, which could get kind of scary if you push it.
Capricorn
Now's a great time to deal with family business -- but it almost certainly gets in the way of something else you really want to do! Make sure you keep a balance: you may need to catch up later.
Aquarius
You're feeling pretty smart, thanks to all the hot ideas flowing through your mind. It's a good time to dream up something so big that nobody believes it's possible -- and then pull it off!
Pisces
Sit down and really deal with this one big issue or idea that's obsessing you lately. You're utterly absorbed, so you should find it hard to let go until it's all completely done.
