Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's a good day for you to acquire more stuff or get rid of old clutter. As long as there's some action, you're happiest when you feel overburdened, or suddenly freed up and agile.
Taurus
Your social powers are strong now, and you should find that people are much easier to understand -- even the one who are usually just about incomprehensible! You may learn a few things.
Gemini
It's one of those days when you should make sure you have plenty of time to take care of the stuff that's most important to you -- though you may feel rushed! Patience will get you really far.
Cancer
You and your pals need to meet and plot something out -- you might not even know what it is yet! Lunch or dinner are perfect for this kind of thing, if you can swing it, as the food solidifies your thinking.
Leo
Someone is talking about you behind your back -- but everyone gets that! This time it might even work to your advantage, because someone saw you doing something that impressed them.
Virgo
Let your mind wander far and wide today, because it's one of those times when things are much more in tune with your natural way of thinking. You might come up with a few new projects.
Libra
Are you trying to get someone's attention? If not, maybe you should be -- now is the time to turn heads and impress almost everyone. You should find it easier than ever to get the spotlight.
Scorpio
It might be tough, but you have to open your heart and mind to what someone is saying. You don't have to agree with all of it, but you do need to make sure you're hearing their words.
Sagittarius
You usually style yourself as a bi-picture kind of person, but right now, you're much more comfortable (and proficient) with the little details of whatever it is you have going on, solo.
Capricorn
Are you looking for love? Now is a great time for you to take care of something that has been in the way of your romantic ambitions. It's easier than you think to make life a little sweeter.
Aquarius
It's not as if you have decades of experience to draw on, but you do still have some nuggets of wisdom stored away. Now is a good time to think back to older situations and figure out what to do now.
Pisces
You look better than usual, though it has little to do with new hair or clothes or chemicals -- it's all about your personal energy and how it projects out in to the world. Show someone who you really are!
