Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Don't suppress how you're feeling today. It's okay to let it out. If you keep it all bottled up, it's just going to explode in your face at the wrong time. It's important to be honest about what's going on with you.
Taurus
You have been making eyes at a certain cutie for the past couple days, and now you're thinking maybe you're ready to make your next move. All signs are good. What do you have to lose?
Gemini
You have a lot to do, and there's a lot of pressure about when you're going to get it all done. Maybe you should make a to-do list and start crossing stuff off as you go. Otherwise, how will you keep on top of everything?
Cancer
You are the center of attention today, and you're going to eat it up. If someone asks you what you want to watch on TV, don't be shy about asserting yourself and making a decision. After all, you do have an opinion -- so flex it!
Leo
You are having a lot of deep thoughts lately, and thankfully you have someone you respect to share them with. Now if you only had someone you were crushed out on to share them with, that would be even better.
Virgo
Things are not always going to happen as fast as you want them to. It took a long time to build Rome, and it's going to take as long as it takes to find someone new that you connect with.
Libra
You like spending time with other people and vice versa. You have a droll kind of humor and a sly deadpan style that totally works. That's partially why a lot of people like having you around.
Scorpio
You have a lot of drive. You have more drive than a lot of high-powered cars do. If only you could figure out where you're headed and which highway you're supposed to take. Well, ask for directions. That's a start.
Sagittarius
One of the great things about you is that you're flexible. Not flexible physically -- although there is a chance you are that too -- but flexible in the sense that you are open to different opinions and options.
Capricorn
Why is everyone cracking up? What is with all this weird energy? Something funny's going to happen around the house today, but you aren't going to be there to see it. You may want to change your plans and stick around for the big show!
Aquarius
Are you stuck at home today when you really want to be somewhere else? You're clawing at the windows. You're scratching at the door. The only thing that's going to help you is old-fashioned negotiating with your jailers -- er, folks.
Pisces
You feel something for this certain someone you've never really felt before, or at least you've never felt it this strongly. If you feel comfortable expressing your feelings, do it. This assertiveness might be the thing you need to get this relationship off the ground.
