Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Parents can really get on your nerves. Express your feelings to someone you trust, and see how sharing can relieve oppressive feelings. The talk will catapult you into high hilarity over tasks like cooking and cleaning.
Taurus
Make your feelings known to someone you have a crush on or want to be friends with. Getting it off your chest will make you twice as charming. Plus, you already feel happy and secure today.
Gemini
Sometimes a childish spirit is just what you need, but other times you've got to fight the 'Mine! My toy!' instinct. Embrace your rational side and think philosophically. Practice for adulthood.
Cancer
Boundless delight bubbles through you as if you were the scientist to split an atom for the first time. You'll attract admiring attention all day, so if you've got a wish list, make some tactful inquiries with a big smile.
Leo
Your sensitive heart, perceptive nature and overflowing warmth make the defenses of others melt like butter. People will flock to you and find energy surrounding you, so you'll effortlessly maintain a good mood.
Virgo
A female friend will help you today. Being around others will jolt you into hyper-adaptability and spectacular spirits. Let your hijinks sail you away on the U.S.S. Comradeship to the high seas of extra energy.
Libra
Finish your high-priority project today, you hard worker. Just chew some gum and get serious work done, because you're as capable and focused as a surgeon. You always do just what needs to be done at the right time.
Scorpio
Like the sun emerging from behind rain clouds to make everything glisten, let yourself go. Release control and be yourself in every interaction, joking with those around you as if they were all friends. Be unafraid.
Sagittarius
Follow your mood today. If you're feeling philosophical and quiet, look up philosophers online or pick up a new book. If you're full of energetic fun, start a ball game. Do it!
Capricorn
Your remarkable ability not to take things personally will make you a social hit all day. By shrugging things off, you'll be viewed as super adaptable, like a celebrity who can't be bothered. Enjoy your status.
Aquarius
Stop thinking -- just stay busy. Turn your energy toward action and tasks. Exercising, vacuuming, hanging with your sibs, playing with a pet... whatever you need to do. Your emotions will settle soon.
Pisces
Those who love you will show it today. All the world's a stage, baby, so accept the praise graciously. You deserve it. Work on your new artistic project for part of the day; your creativity will inspire those around you.
