Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
During the day today, you may need to squash aggressive impulses and other disproportionate reactions to the situation at hand. Your friends will be patient with you. In the evening, you'll feel more personable again.
Taurus
During the day, you'll be moody and possessive of even the smallest keychain. Be careful not to set anyone off with your changeable moods, because in the evening, the poison you've brewed might explode into a full-blown fight.
Gemini
Your school day will be a great time to exercise the extra mental powers at your disposal today. Apply yourself to the hardest problems first, and tackle essay questions that really challenge you. Anything less will be boring.
Cancer
During the day, it's smart to be choosy about who you do group projects with. Even good friends might find themselves inclined to slack off when they realize how reliable you are. Later on, treat yourself to something sweet and delicious.
Leo
During the day, your intuition will be especially sharp. Use it to avoid potential danger, but also stay attuned to its positive aspects. You'll find you have a feeling about whether a certain someone returns your affections.
Virgo
During the day, your natural curiosity will pay off at school. You'll ask all the right questions, and teachers will be impressed. Later on, family obligations will keep you tethered at home when you'd prefer to be out with your friends.
Libra
During the day, you'll be asked to share something you'd really rather not. Try to find a balance between sacrificing a real need and giving up a superfluous privilege. In the evening, your interactions will become more substantial.
Scorpio
During the day, you'll float along like royalty, wrapped in fur on a golden sleigh. All around you people will be awed by your resplendence. In the evening, people will start to be more skeptical. Don't let it get you down.
Sagittarius
During the day, you'll be easily distracted, but others might mistake your mood for sullenness. Communicate via notes rather than phone calls. Later on, your mood will be elevated, and you'll want to thank your friends just for existing.
Capricorn
During the day, you'll turn to a friend for help with a concept in school, and they'll respond with a surprising revelation. As the sun dips low, your energy will only increase, and you'll end the day with a head full of ideas.
Aquarius
During the day, you may feel guilty that your aspirations are so much loftier than a friend's. Don't let yourself slip to their level. Try to be an inspiration. Later on, your connections may yield a promising job or internship possibility.
Pisces
During the day, your mental state will be annoyingly fuzzy, and you'll have difficulty figuring out what other people actually think. In the evening, the cobwebs will fall away and you'll become alert and even brilliant in conversation.
