Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You are obsessed with something new and have what it takes to make it something hot -- if you feel like it, that is. A look, a catch phrase, a new tune, whatever, share it if it's good enough.
Taurus
You're all excited to buy something or make some other decision, but you should take your time. It's a much better time to examine all your options and then make up your mind.
Gemini
Listen carefully to your friends today because they're even smarter than usual -- if that's possible. One bit of advice in particular will make life incredibly sweet for you if you follow up with it.
Cancer
You feel rushed for some reason, but you have to slow down, or at least take all the time you need with whatever it is. Whether you're finishing a school project or buying summer clothes, do it right.
Leo
You're weirdly engaged with some school subject -- not that it's weird because you hate school! It's just that usually you don't care much for it, so you may surprise a teacher or two.
Virgo
You have to deal with that one student or fellow club member whom you don't know all that well -- though they are being such a jerk you might lose your temper first. Chill and then deal.
Libra
Your one-on-one social skills are hotter than ever today, and it's easy to see that the right people are ready for you to get with them. Short, sweet conversations are perfect for your needs.
Scorpio
Though you may be tempted to go off on someone who thinks they know what's really going on, you should actually keep it chill. Things aren't what they seem, and conflict should be avoided.
Sagittarius
Somehow make a game out of an activity that you usually find boring. It's easier than you may think, though, thanks to the amazing, fiery energy coursing through your brain.
Capricorn
You're pretty dang responsible, even if not everyone in your life recognizes that. Today is a great time to show off and make sure the right people see exactly how potent your conscience can be!
Aquarius
You can see what's going on underneath the surface -- the patterns that nobody else is able to identify. It's not all that crazy, but people might not believe you at first, so keep trying to explain.
Pisces
You may feel as if clouds are over your head all day long, but it's not as if you're grumpy -- it's just that things are never clear and sharp, like they would be on a sunny day.
