Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're in the middle of something big and weird and kind of uncool -- but that doesn't mean you need to freak out. Just try to keep your cool and move on with your life when it's over.
Taurus
Someone close -- though probably not a family member -- needs to talk, but might not have the words to ask. It's one of those days when you have to play detective, but it's well worth it.
Gemini
Some part of your career -- academic, athletic or social -- gets a serious boost today, and you should find that people are looking out for your well-being in a new way. Take time to get it all done right.
Cancer
You're feeling pretty great -- especially considering how many of your people seem to be lost in the fog. You may not be able to help them out of it, but you can at least try to cheer them up.
Leo
Don't let money come between you and a friend today -- in any way. Even if someone is trying to pay you back for something, put it off for a while: cash can only cause problems today.
Virgo
Hold on to any criticisms before they escape your lips today -- you need to keep as many people as possible on your good side. It's one of those days when everyone is way too sensitive.
Libra
You and your friends are motoring through the day when something suddenly stops you short. It's not that big of a deal, but it might cause you some scheduling problems later on, so watch it.
Scorpio
Your romantic side is out -- and that might not have anything to do with your love life. You just see things more poetically and pick up on hidden messages that everyone else misses out on.
Sagittarius
You're not all that awake today, especially this morning. It may take you all day just to feel you can face whatever you need to, but eventually, you do get there.
Capricorn
Your writing is sharper than ever, and you can capture with your keyboard or pen feelings and ideas you might never be able to get out with lips and tongue. Spend some extra time blogging.
Aquarius
Get your parents or others to take care of money today -- you are almost certain to spend more than you need to otherwise, and you should be saving your nickels and dimes right now.
Pisces
You and your friends are in sync -- and it's all thanks to you. Get them to follow your lead, but don't be too surprised if a few of them are caught up in internal dramas.
