Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Speak up to that parent or teacher -- or whomever else is making your life tougher than it needs to be. You have to make sure you're not just sitting and fuming when you could be saying something.
Taurus
Don't worry about how much faster you're moving than everyone else -- you just have a temporary power surge that is making some parts of your life much, much easier for you.
Gemini
It's a great day for getting the word out to your friends of whatever big, fun thing you have planned -- there has to be something. Your great energy practically guarantees a good time for all.
Cancer
You need to blow off some steam today -- get your friends to observe while you take care of something big and cool. You may surprise at least one person in a really huge way.
Leo
Talk big today -- you might learn all sorts of things about yourself. It's a really good time to see about asking your parents to help you tackle some big issues.
Virgo
You're a little brutal right now when it comes to others' feelings but should find that you have more going on than anyone else realizes. It's a really good time to try to ease up.
Libra
It's a good day for smarts -- and you have plenty. You can breeze through homework, dream up awesome ideas for the summer or just find new ways to pass the time with friends and family.
Scorpio
Don't worry too much when you see how things end up today -- you should get a do-over pretty soon. One tiny detail tells you all you need to know about that new person in your life.
Sagittarius
If today feels daunting or otherwise troubling, just take a deep breath and push forward. You have far more power over the situation than you realize -- keep at it until something gives.
Capricorn
You can't sit still for very long today unless it's absolutely vital. Get your people to help you deal with your impatience -- you need their input to make sense of it all.
Aquarius
You're still feeling the love buzz, and it's easier to see who's right and who's not so much. Look for deeper qualities, because that's the only way you can stay interested in someone for very long.
Pisces
This isn't the best time for big changes -- though that time is coming soon. Try your best to resist or prevent anything too major from happening today, because it's sure to take a wrong turn.
