Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're part football team, part chess team today. That means you've got strength, smarts, and stamina, and you want to win. Indulge that competitive side! Just make sure you're having a good time, too.
Taurus
Wow, what's up with this crazy day? Even going to school would almost seem like a relief after all this zaniness -- almost. Embrace the whirlwind and enjoy the action while it lasts.
Gemini
You've got a lot on your mind. Whatever you do, don't sit home alone. Go to a friend's, get on your computer or pick up the phone -- you need some good advice and good conversation.
Cancer
You might know the answer, but this isn't a pop quiz. Sometimes it's better to leave something unsaid, even if you know you're right -- saving somebody's feelings today is more important than winning any arguments.
Leo
You are so crushing on that cutie again! Today's the day to turn that attraction into a connection -- so don't pass up any chance to chat up that certain someone. You won't be disappointed.
Virgo
You usually know how to get along and make everyone happy, but today that might get difficult. Don't back down on your principles, but don't go looking for a fight either. Others might try to get a rise out of you.
Libra
Sure, hanging out with your friends is fun -- but you need to make some time for romance, too. Don't be bashful, whether you're asking for a date or just accepting some cute someone's invitation.
Scorpio
Don't be stingy with that creativity of yours! You might not think much of your ideas right now, but others would die for that kind of imagination -- and they could use your fresh perspective. Let those creative juices flow.
Sagittarius
Don't hold back! You're feeling awfully spunky right now, and lucky you: that's the kind of sass that'll attract cuties by the busload. You might worry that you're being a little too harsh but don't. Honesty is refreshing.
Capricorn
Hunker down in your bunker. You need to spend some time alone and make plans for the future. That might sound boring, but a little practical planning now will leave you calm and cool later on.
Aquarius
Freak out! Now's the time to let your artistic side shine. Indulge your every creative whim, and don't be surprised when others are impressed (and even smitten) by your imagination and style.
Pisces
What are you, a secret agent? You've got all the mysteriousness of a super spy today, and others are wondering what's up. But why spill the beans just yet? Enjoy the intrigue and keep them guessing.
