Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Things aren't as perfect as you'd like them to be, but that's okay -- you can't have it your way every day. Just kick back and let other folks take center stage for a little while.
Taurus
It's a great time to kick back and let others take the limelight. You're having a hard time with a friend's success, but you'll get over it soon. Eventually, you'll taste your own glory.
Gemini
You're full of sass and ready for something new -- but you're not totally sure what to do next. That doesn't matter because you will push your way into something really cool.
Cancer
Though you may be feeling pretty dang sassy, you need to listen carefully to your intuition and stay away from anything that doesn't fully jibe with your gut.
Leo
It's a great day to spend time with your family, especially younger siblings who might need some guidance -- whether they know it or not. You can find new ways to have fun even while they're squirming.
Virgo
You've got to sit quietly and listen for a while today, even if you'd rather be running around screaming. Most likely, you're feeling pretty good compared to the people around you.
Libra
You are really into shopping right now -- maybe a bit too much? If you go on a tear and spend more cash than you can afford, you will need to slow down later on in the month.
Scorpio
You are feeling emotionally strong right now -- much more so than you have been in a while. It's a great time to take on that new challenge you've been dreaming about lately but weren't sure when to start.
Sagittarius
You've got so much going on inside that you might not be able to keep up with the activities going on around you. It's a good time just to kick back and split off from things that aren't vital.
Capricorn
You're sitting back with an amused expression on your face while your friends run around in a big panic. As usual, you're prepared for whatever is going down today, so lend a hand.
Aquarius
You're feeling weird about what the next school year holds for you, so it's a good time to hunker down and think it all out. Whether it's a new school or extra responsibilities, you can handle everything.
Pisces
Although you're not feeling all that decisive right now, you are experiencing waves of positive energy wash through you. Let a friend make all the big decisions; you just tag along for the ride.
