Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Make the most of your magnetism: you're in for an easy day of fun. Your smile is flirtatious, your clothes are flashy, and all heads will whip around to glance at you faster than stock cars racing around a track.
Taurus
Huddling around a cozy fireplace with a close friend may spark all sorts of confessions, stories and exchanges. Make hot cocoa and think about how far you've come. Then dream about the fantastic distances you have yet to go.
Gemini
It's a great day to brainstorm. Your ideas will sweep across the page like angry clouds through the sky -- exciting and threatening, but also quick to disappear on the horizon. Write everything down!
Cancer
If you don't give yourself a break from your usual routine, you may feel increasingly irritable and restless by the end of the day. Volunteer to help a teacher clean the board or staple handouts for a change of pace.
Leo
Debate the merits of vitamins with your friends. Do you eat well? Do they? Do you guys need to start walking and stop playing loads of video games? Intellectualize while you socialize, and decide together.
Virgo
In your quick-motion state, you'll find that like Gumby, you feel no pain and snap back into shape after criticism. Just be careful to convey your resiliency to those around you, so you can stay focused on the work at hand.
Libra
Your new ideas will encourage great conversation. Don't be afraid to try out fledgling notions on friends. They will admire your creative spirit and have good things to say. Your positive energy will spark adventure.
Scorpio
You'll be in charge of someone else's money today, and it might feel like a chance to take a risk. Retain your usual caution! Your care with everything -- from small change to the big picture -- is endearing.
Sagittarius
You've mastered a certain technique, but your peers haven't. While you have nothing left to do but develop your expertise, they're trying to comprehend the basics. Strike out and experiment with what you've learned.
Capricorn
It's time to strip things down to their essentials. You don't want to mess around with ideas that aren't relevant to your everyday life -- you'll have time for that later. Today, you're all about basic survival instincts.
Aquarius
It's a good day to pass notes, but do it on the sly -- no novels scrawled on paper airplanes for you. Your sneaky techniques, such as circling letters on a worksheet, may drive your reader crazy, but they sure are fun.
Pisces
Keep as busy as an ant and merge seamlessly with the people who are working to bring this project to fruition. You have an instinct for knowing what needs more effort and when you can safely take a rest.
