Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Stay as active as you can today, even if the rest of the world is sleepy and quiet. You don't have to race dirt bikes or do anything crazy like that, but you may feel like seeing a movie or going for a long walk.
Taurus
Today brings an answer to a fairly recent question -- and you like what you hear! It's one of those days that you'll look back on fondly, even if there's nothing concrete to hang your story on.
Gemini
Try not to worry too much about whether or not you're going to get enough time with your best friend or favorite relative. They're just too busy for the group as a whole, and you'll eventually get your time.
Cancer
Your own guardian angel? Perhaps! It's as if someone else is working on your behalf all day long. Your heart is guiding you the right way, and it should be pretty easy to get almost anything done, so make the most of it!
Leo
Show your peeps that life can be sweet. After all, you're the honey that holds everyone together today. Your awesome attitude is all it takes to neutralize people's weirdness -- when they're around you, they'll melt like butter!
Virgo
You may find help originating from unexpected sources right now. After all, today is all about mutual support. Don't be surprised if this reinforcement comes from family members who've never seemed all that interested in the process before.
Libra
Try not to make a big deal out of it, but you should spend some quality time with a friend who's going through some rough times. Even if it's advice passed via text or IM, you can give them the support they need.
Scorpio
You'll have a far better time if you just hang back and let stuff happen on its own. Let go and allow the day take care of itself -- it's way beyond your control! Besides, who wants to be in charge of things at that level?
Sagittarius
You'd rather be somewhere else -- or maybe would rather have someone else there with you today. It's not the worst thing that's ever happened to you, but you may find that things go better tomorrow.
Capricorn
Your energy levels are bouncing around all over the place and keeping you guessing. Try not to worry if you slow down to a stop at some point -- you should speed right back up again before too long.
Aquarius
Don't let your instability get in the way of your good times today. After all, your feelings are all over the place for some reason -- or for no reason at all. Remember, you can still have fun, regardless of your emotional frame of mind.
Pisces
Another batch of warm fuzzies is headed your way -- and you can't believe your good luck. Just make sure you're hanging out with the right people, so they can pick up on some of that funky energy.
