Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to think about your position in the social structure today, even if that kind of thing bores you to tears. Sometimes it's more important than you'd think, and today it's definitely a deal.
Taurus
Someone unexpected drops some serious wisdom today, and you would do well to pay close attention. Things are still kind of freaky, but your good energy should smooth them over in the right way.
Gemini
You have more going on than anyone realizes today -- so make sure you're playing your cards right! It might mean you have to hang on to some secrets for a while longer.
Cancer
You can see what's going on quite plainly -- but that doesn't mean you can deal with it easily! It's a good time to watch and wait and see what happens next. You should be back in your element soon!
Leo
Your assistance is all someone needs to succeed and feel really good about themselves -- so give it up! Your cheerful nature might make the difference between their feeling good or feeling down.
Virgo
Someone unexpected makes your heart throb today -- and maybe somewhere you'd never think to meet a new crush! You may or may not feel like acting on it right away, but it won't leave you soon.
Libra
You may feel things a bit more strongly today, but that doesn't mean it's all good. Sure, some stuff is awesome, but if anything goes wrong, you might take it too personally. Get some perspective!
Scorpio
If you need something from the parents -- or any other authority figure, really -- now is the time to ask. You can pretty much count on their good mood aiding your chances, though nothing is ever guaranteed.
Sagittarius
Even if you're not tapped out, you're not eager to spend any money today. If all your friends are shopping, find some excuse to drop out and do your own thing. It's good to remember that the best things are free.
Capricorn
People are looking your way and liking what they see -- in all sorts of different ways! Without even trying, you seem to make the right impression on almost everyone you meet, so live it up!
Aquarius
You may have a hard time understanding today's events, but there's good news: You don't have to! It's all weird, and there are elements at work that have absolutely nothing to do with you.
Pisces
Your family needs a little push to get itself back where it should be -- and you know just what to do! It might feel weird to wield so much power, but it's all part of living in the world.
