Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Right now you can get a lot out of service. So reach out and help someone who needs you, even if you're feeling as if you need to do your own thing. You can get back to your own life sooner than you think.
Taurus
Now is a good time to gather up your group and start working toward something together. Even if it feels weird, you'll be amazed at what you can come up with when you put your great minds together.
Gemini
Bring all that fantastic energy into focus. Ideas and crazy new schemes are gushing forth from that big brain of yours. Creativity has never come to you this easily, so take advantage of it.
Cancer
Your intuitive powers are at the fore right now. You can see exactly what people are all about -- sometimes before they get around to saying what's on their mind. It's not creepy, it's just how your brain works.
Leo
Bite your tongue and use good judgment. Though you'll be tempted to lash out when someone says something totally stupid, don't go all psycho on them. Sometimes silence sends a bigger message than anything else.
Virgo
Dirty emotions, cluttered spaces -- it's all the same right now. Anyone can judge the state of your mind by the cleanliness of your bedroom. If you're feeling bad, it's a mess; if you're feeling great, it's neat and clean. What does it look like today?
Libra
You're totally in tune with nature right now, and that's all that matters. So forget about the big picture and all the drama for a while and look at the small stuff. It's profound and deep -- just like you.
Scorpio
Reality is finally starting to catch up with you. So if you're feeling a bit tenuous as far as reality goes, don't sweat it. It's all part of the process. By tomorrow, you'll be walking on solid ground.
Sagittarius
Kick back and talk about old times -- what went down yesterday, last week or in elementary school. You can get lots of mileage from those retreads, especially with the friends who were there when it happened.
Capricorn
Friends are going to be all over you for help; the best part about it is, you'll be ready for them when the time comes. So get some rest and consult with an adult -- you'll need to be on your game when your office opens.
Aquarius
Put that good energy out there and see what you get back -- most likely you'll be pleasantly surprised. And if you're not, don't hesitate to put that hook back in the water -- you're bound to catch a big one.
Pisces
It's a great time to stretch your talents and see what happens. You're on top of everything and looking for something new. Take along a certain someone on your journey -- they'll be flattered you asked.
