Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Try your best not to bring anyone down too far today -- you've go the power to raise and lower spirits with your offhanded comments. If you focus on the positive, everyone's a winner.
Taurus
You're in the right place at the right time, and can tell that you are in sync with something much bigger than you. It may feel as if you're at a concert, without the obnoxious super-fans driving you insane.
Gemini
You are in touch with all the right people, and you might find that you're asking more questions than you can possibly get answered. That's cool -- you just need to see who's up for some conversation
Cancer
Get a few minutes with that one teacher or kid who's so vital to your plans -- they're almost certainly up for helping out, but you have to ask first. Communication comes easily today.
Leo
Try not to worry too much about whether or not things are going your way -- especially as far as cash is concerned. It should all settle out in a little while, but stress only makes things seem worse.
Virgo
Your ability to get your life in order is incredibly useful today -- and your positive energy helps you keep it all in perfect sync with your people. You may actually help one of them get past something painful.
Libra
You feel totally overwhelmed right now, so much so that you might decide to hide out on your own for a little while. It's a good idea to get some down time -- but not too much. Get back in the game soon.
Scorpio
Your friends are helping you out in a big way today, and you should let them know how grateful you are. It's a good time to open up and share whatever you've got with all of your people.
Sagittarius
You're feeling pretty antsy, but can't find the right time to get moving. It's actually best for you to keep still and work on school stuff or chores -- you can make a lot more progress that way for the time being.
Capricorn
Research projects are much easier to deal with today, thanks to your ability to dig up relevant info from all kinds of different sources. It's a really good time to build a solid base of knowledge.
Aquarius
You feel much better able to deal with people today -- even those who ordinarily get on your nerves in a big way. It's a good time to settle feuds and say hey to your friend's dopey love interest.
Pisces
You don't really know what's going on today -- but it all comes down to one person, really. One of your friends or teachers isn't being fully truthful, and you can get to the bottom of it if you ask the right questions.
