Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Everyone around you seems to be thinking about things in a dumb way, but you've got your own thoughts and can see that things are simpler. You might not be able to let them in on it, though.
Taurus
Look around and find new people who've got interesting things to say. Your old friends are still cool, obviously, but it's also fun to add to the group and mix it up a little.
Gemini
Today more than ever you've got to rely on a partner -- maybe a friend or sibling, or maybe someone at school. Teamwork is vital, and you can pull it off without any extra effort.
Cancer
Treat yourself right today -- not because nobody else will, but just because you want to. It's a good time to spend money on yourself or just to take off on your own for a little jaunt.
Leo
You've got something to say, and you want to get it over with. The good news -- great news, really -- is that people are tuned into your wavelength and shouldn't keep you guessing.
Virgo
Step up and do something bold if you want that hottie to notice you. That doesn't mean you should do something stupid -- duh, right? -- but you can get their attention if you want it.
Libra
Go somewhere new today, or say hi to someone you've never spoken with before. You may or may not get all that much out of it, but the act of exploring energizes you in a really positive way.
Scorpio
You've got to let your instincts flow today -- it's a good time to ensure that you're still in touch with your gut-level intelligence. Trust it, even when your big brain is telling you otherwise.
Sagittarius
It's a great time for you to get your way because almost everyone sees you in the best possible light. Of course, there's some stuff you just can't make work out, but focus on the positive and you should be awesome.
Capricorn
It might not be the easiest thing you've even done, but if you really apply yourself and force some structure on your plans, you can do great things today. Discipline does come more naturally to you.
Aquarius
Your feelings are quite positive right now, though you can't quite put your finger on why, exactly. You can sense that you've got more options than before, so explore and see where they lead.
Pisces
As usual, one or both of your parents has decided they know what's best for you and they're pretty inflexible about it. That just means you should go along to get along for the time being, though.