Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're full of energy and ready to take action -- even if most people are wrapped up in their own activities. You can still get some folks together and make something fun happen, even if it's small.
Taurus
You're kind of excited about something or someone -- but keep watching. There's more going on than you realize, and it may take a little while to see the weirdness that is hidden now.
Gemini
You feel the urge to take action, so you should be able to make all sorts of cool stuff happen. It's a good time to push things along a little bit farther, even if you don't really know where you're going.
Cancer
Someone isn't all that happy with you right now -- but it might mean you're just doing something right. Relax a little and try not to worry so much about what everyone in the world thinks of you.
Leo
A good friend of yours is all caught up in something incredibly dumb -- but you're having a hard time letting them know. Just ride this one out -- it can't last long.
Virgo
Life is pretty sweet for you and your people -- make it even sweeter. Go boldly into the day and make the difference between merely okay and totally awesome. Your attitude will dictate your orbit.
Libra
You're talking a lot -- and saying more than people expect to hear. It's not bad, though. Your ability to express yourself diplomatically is stronger than ever, and you're in just the right mood.
Scorpio
You might have to deal with odd whims today -- and they might cost you a few bucks after you're all done. Remember that you don't absolutely have to buy everything you want right away.
Sagittarius
You are in a pretty good mood today -- so you should be able to spread it around if you feel like it. Get your friends to see the upside of whatever's been going on in your lives lately.
Capricorn
If you need to get something done today, keep at it even if it seems impossible. You might not be able to do it on your own, but your willingness to keep at it may attract assistance.
Aquarius
Listen to your friends -- they have more to say than usual. It might be advice or requests for assistance or just philosophical ramblings, but you're glad to take it all in. Add your own business.
Pisces
You're all bent over something that happened recently, so you should be able to make some changes happen in response. It's a really good time to try something that shakes things up.
