Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to be extremely wary -- of yourself. Your own tendencies toward getting frustrated with minor setbacks could make life more difficult, and not just for you. Try just taking a good, deep breath.
Taurus
Your people are surprisingly sympathetic to your problems -- whatever they are. If there's something you've been holding in, now is totally the time to let it out and tell someone what's up.
Gemini
You're feeling pretty weird about the way things have been going, so even your dreams are starting to feel like the same ol', same ol'. Shake things up a little to make life more interesting.
Cancer
You're spending even more time than usual just staring off into space and wondering what comes next. Fortunately, your good energy means that even if you're caught off guard, you can still answer clearly.
Leo
A good friend is trying to sell you on their big plan, but you're just not so sure. It's one of those days when you can tell that it's far better to say no now, and then maybe change your mind in the future.
Virgo
A family member is moving so slowly that you start to wonder if time has stopped -- but it's just the nature of the day. You may get impatient, but you need to let them do whatever they're doing for now.
Libra
You have way too much going on in your head right now, but there's no easy way to stop it short of going to sleep. It may take a couple of days for your big decision to shake out.
Scorpio
Your mind is incredibly active right now, so you have dozens of creative ideas for every weird little problem that pops up. The only hard part is picking which one of them you want to try first.
Sagittarius
You're feeling more than a little scattered today, so you should take care to keep your valuables (whatever they are) close at hand. It's just way too easy to leave them somewhere.
Capricorn
No matter what's due and when, you can make amazing progress today. Maybe you're getting ahead of class or working furiously to get that huge project done, but your energy today seals the deal.
Aquarius
You may have spent more than you can afford recently, so you are just now figuring out your mistake. Get a few bucks from your parents to make up for it -- rein yourself in, too.
Pisces
Help out when your friends come calling -- even if what they need is bizarre. You have exactly the right kind of energy to get them rolling, even if you can't get them all the way there.
