Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Try not to give in to that impulse flying through you this morning. You may want to rush, but if you do, you're pretty much guaranteed to have to go back and do over quite a bit of work.
Taurus
If anything has been giving you a hard time lately, try again today -- everything is a little easier right now! It's one of those days when you're sure to hit on a new trick or idea that really works!
Gemini
Don't get too bent out of shape when someone close to you makes a convenient assumption about what you 'really meant' when you said something innocuous recently. It all comes out in the end.
Cancer
You can tear any problem apart and put it back together again more sensibly -- as long as you take the time! It's a good day for you to slow down and let yourself really tackle that one big problem.
Leo
Get your people to hang with you -- the odds are you're not really into getting up to any serious craziness today! Just poke around and let your batteries recharge for the time being.
Virgo
Surprise your parents with a little cleaning spree -- they should love it, even if they don't seem perfectly appreciative right away. Life gets better for you the more you help out, at least on days like today.
Libra
Try not to ignore any little signals that come your way, even if you feel as if you're obsessing over trivia. There is no trivia today -- it all means something, and you should treat it all seriously.
Scorpio
You can figure out almost anything right now -- so get out your pen and paper and write it all down. You may find yourself accidentally planning out your summer or the next school year!
Sagittarius
You should avoid the temptation -- strong as it is -- to ask your parents or teachers for a favor today. They may decide it's time to teach you one of those valuable lessons they like so much.
Capricorn
At least one good friend is freaking out over nothing at all, and it's your job to bring them back down. Fortunately, your good energy grounds you in common sense, so get to work and help out!
Aquarius
Your social intuitions aren't quite as strong as usual -- or as strong as you think they are! All that means is you need to double-check your assumptions when you're dealing with people you don't know well.
Pisces
Try to help a friend or family member see that things aren't so bad. It's far too easy for them to see the dark side or the little details that don't work rather than the big, bright sunny picture!
