Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
A friend or sibling is trying to get you to see things their way, but they just can't be bothered to explain themselves clearly. That could start to get almost comical after a while, but don't laugh in their face.
Taurus
You need to try showing that one troubled friend what's really going on in their life, even if you only can see the barest outline of the problem yourself. Your gesture means the world to them.
Gemini
It's a really good day to tackle big problems head on -- especially the ones that have been frustrating you lately. You might not make any progress just yet, but you should learn a few things.
Cancer
Avoid any tasks involving lots of details, such as math homework or scheduling. You should focus instead on the big picture, such as a term paper or college prep. You can get back in balance pretty soon.
Leo
Nothing is making sense to you. Even your best friend seems to be speaking a dialect of Martian, so it's just one of those days when you're better off reading or focusing on your own internal processes.
Virgo
Your best friend is unbelievably scattered right now -- so much so that they might just forget they'd made plans with you. Don't get angry if you can help it. They're just not as organized as you are.
Libra
Make sure you're taking care of your own business and letting others do the same. Now is not the time to seek out attention -- even from your latest crush. Your time to shine is coming soon, though.
Scorpio
You need to express yourself somehow -- maybe through words, maybe through photographs but definitely with an artistic flair. Your great energy makes it a snap, so your people should really appreciate it.
Sagittarius
Though you're still a little out of it, there's an upside: You can make the changes in your life that you think need to be made. Find a new way to do the same old stuff.
Capricorn
You have all sorts of creative ideas flowing through your head today, so you should be able to dream up a better way to get your message across to that one hottie who has been foolishly ignoring you.
Aquarius
It's a good time to focus on your audience, whomever they may be. The folks who read your blog, your teachers, your family -- any of these folks could get a lot more out of your performance.
Pisces
You're feeling pretty self-absorbed today -- but in a good way. Your amazing personal energy is flowing freely, so you should be able to make a small change that has pretty huge effects.
