Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Communication is easily taken for granted in this day and age, but you'll devote part of the day to crafting beautiful, intricate ways of conveying meaning. Like the finest artist, you are inspired and purposeful.
Taurus
Oddities and peculiarities seem to grow like ivy over everything, changing surfaces and perceptions. Embrace the unusual and the strange with your patented charm, because a little liveliness is quite welcome.
Gemini
Someone will hesitantly ask for help, and you willingly extend a hand, working with and for them, and in the process, finding tricky moments packed with humor. Repayment has never been better.
Cancer
Such virtuous impulses drive you -- you're thrifty, economical and divinely loving. Your affection acts like aloe vera on a sunburn, soothing and distracting minor problems so people return to enjoyment.
Leo
No matter what you do, you're just not getting through to that particular person. Communication takes a little extra creativity these days -- that's why it's not your fault. If speaking doesn't work, try a written letter or a text message.
Virgo
A challenge or contest inspires daring feats, whether verbally or physically. The rush of marching to a new beat enthralls you -- you adore your challenger as much as you enjoy yourself.
Libra
If your ego puffs up like a souffle, remember that such delicacies rarely survive turbulent conditions. Order yourself firmly back to normal size -- your ambitions should be durable, steadfast and delicious.
Scorpio
Your philosophy on life meets with zero obstacles, so you hum along feeling as if you're part of something grand. Like an opera singer amid costumes, lights and an audience, you know just what to do.
Sagittarius
Your big thoughts are having a profound impact on your personal life -- for once in a long time, you really love where all of this is headed. Keep pushing toward the next big thing; ask a few of your most die-hard fans to come along for the ride.
Capricorn
Ideas float before you like brilliant hot-air balloons, only easily perceived from a distance. You have the perspective and science to understand, replicate and improve upon even the craziest of notions.
Aquarius
Strong impulses guide you with unerring intuition toward the better and the best. You're a self-guided missile leaving a wake of laughter and hugs and preparing for ignition and a slow detonation of delightful abandon.
Pisces
Slowing down and embracing an eyes-wide-open approach to life gives you the keen sense of attention and appreciation that wins others over with every blink and every grin you share. Your joy is contagious.
