Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Go ahead and plan, plan, plan. Plan to your little heart's content. Plan until you're all planned out. Plan until you can't plan anymore. Plan ... well, you get it. Have a ball!
Taurus
You could have a couple of unconscious messages flashing through your mind today. Do they say, 'go outside' or 'wash the dog' or 'go outside to wash the dog'? Do it!
Gemini
An old, stubborn problem starts to dissolve when you take a break from it. Amazing what a change of perspective can do. Are you beginning to see the light? Perhaps -- now just keep letting it go and you'll see some amazing results!
Cancer
Make sure those big plans have a point and aren't just there to get attention. Check your motives -- the best way to avoid getting that ego involved is doing an act of kindness without telling anyone about it. That's real selflessness!
Leo
You can't expect everybody in your social circle to agree all the time. But you can expect them all to treat each other -- and you! -- with respect. If somebody isn't, tell them, respectfully, what you expect.
Virgo
Your energy will lag early in the day, but don't worry too much about that. After an energy drink or two, you should be right back on track to greatness. And if you need a power nap, take it. You'll feel fantastic and refreshed.
Libra
Reexamining your values is beneficial sometimes, especially when your beliefs conflict with someone else's. You'll respond best if you keep an open mind and don't take it personally -- this person too has a valid point.
Scorpio
Is that green stuff the grass clippings from your lawn-mowing gig? Or is it the cool cash rewards that come with said job? Is it the color your buddies turn when they see how you're raking it in?
Sagittarius
You are having fun, fun, fun, and it has nothing to do with a T-bird. It actually looks like you've been having fun with something downright intellectual. Vroom, vroom goes your brain!
Capricorn
Have you been neglecting your health, little pigeon? Have you been skipping the gym and heading for the super-sized meals? Hmm? And what do you think about that? Does it seem like the best way to get through the rest of the school year? Hmm?
Aquarius
Okay, you've put this off long enough. Come on, you know you have to deal with this -- the sooner the better. It really isn't going to go away if you ignore it. In fact, you might end up with a bigger problem on your hands than you bargained for.
Pisces
It's all about organization and focus today. If you have those two things going for you, you'll accomplish lots. If you don't, you could be in for one frustrating time. Even if it's a stretch, try your best to stay on task.
