Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's time to put all that good energy to some kind of use -- you can't help yourself. You're practically obsessed with starting some new project or trend out in the world, and it's easier than ever.
Taurus
You're feeling a little edgier than usual, but there's a good reason for it -- your subconscious mind is a little hyperactive, and that makes everything seem just a little bit more meaningful to you.
Gemini
You're usually the one who is leaning on others to lighten up -- but now it's your turn. If you see your error and correct it right away, things should be spiffy, but if not, expect a long stretch of boredom.
Cancer
You're feeling pretty laid back right now, and you would probably rather help out around the house -- or anywhere, really -- than tackle any of your own plans or projects. Show what you can do.
Leo
You're so full of great energy that you just might pop -- so spread it around a bit and let others see how generous you can be. Give little presents and lots of praise to everyone you think deserves it.
Virgo
You have to make sure you're letting people do what they need to do today -- even if it gets in the way of your own flow. It's all about give and take, and today it's just your turn to give.
Libra
You're feeling pretty amazing today -- and your mental energy is almost limitless. You can understand even those concepts that made no sense to you just a few days ago, so school is easy.
Scorpio
You know deep in your bones that things aren't quite right -- or at least aren't as awesome as they appear to be on the surface. It's a good time to examine the deeper aspects of the situation.
Sagittarius
You're the right person in the right place at the right time -- you can feel it all clicking together, so you should be able to get your way with ease. Just slide on through the day and have a good time.
Capricorn
You're running so fast you can hardly think straight -- but that doesn't mean that you're not moving in the right direction. Just keep going and have fun with it all while you're at it.
Aquarius
You and your people are more welcoming than ever to new friends, and you might pick up a few hotties while you're at it. Today is perfect for making sure your social group gets what it needs.
Pisces
Make sure you slow down that mouth before you say too much -- it's hard to keep yourself from saying things you don't really want to say. It all evens out later on, though.
