Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to deal with your social situation pronto. Things are starting to get really weird. You may need to step up and say something to a friend who's spreading gossip that involves you.
Taurus
You get some insight into how a friend of yours is really feeling when you see things from their perspective. It's a good time to share your good energy with them -- they could really use some.
Gemini
You need to get to the bottom of the latest big mystery -- though you're slightly hampered by the day's weird energy. Just keep in mind that not everything is as it appears to be right now.
Cancer
You can tell that not everything is as it should be -- but that doesn't mean you're feeling bad. In fact, you might actually decide that things are getting a whole lot better and this is just a transition.
Leo
Take a deep breath before acting today -- you need to make sure you understood everything correctly before you can make your move. Once you have all the facts, you should know what to do.
Virgo
You want a lot out of life -- and why not? Things are good, and they should get even better in the future. It's a really great time to try a new plan or idea that can benefit you.
Libra
You're not in the best frame of mind right now, so you should find that others around you are feeling a little weird too. It's one of those days when you'd rather hang out than get up to any business.
Scorpio
You're in a great mood, and spending tons of quality time with all the right people -- though one or two of them might be feeling kind of weird. Let them have their space for the time being.
Sagittarius
You'd rather hang out with friends or family than go nuts or hit a party -- it's one of those rare days when you are the quietest person in the room. Let yourself go through this phase and then see what happens.
Capricorn
You're showing folks just what's possible today, and your amazing personal energy means that they're much more willing than usual to pay attention. You should make a great impression.
Aquarius
Life is pretty weird, but you don't have to struggle against it -- and if you do, things could just get worse. It's a good time to learn a little bit about the depths of your patience, but it gets better after a while.
Pisces
You're in the weirdest space right now, but it should be good. In fact, you may feel as if a guardian angel is watching over you -- so go ahead and take some little risks.
