Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Take a little rest and pull yourself back together -- things aren't all that bad, really. You may need to check in with your parents to see whether they can offer any words of wisdom this time.
Taurus
Your intuition is getting deeper and more interesting right now, so explore some new territory or get a handle on that one crush of yours. Things should make a lot more sense.
Gemini
You have to try a million different ideas before you hit on the one that's absolutely perfect -- so go for it. If you start right away, you should get there in time to make the most of it.
Cancer
Your people just don't get you today -- but that's okay. You just need to slow down, speak clearly and expect that you'll have to explain yourself at least one too many times over the next few days.
Leo
Someone is telling you something you really don't want to hear -- but you have to listen up anyway. In the near future, this information is going to be incredibly valuable to you.
Virgo
You're feeling like showing your friends how they could be doing better, but tread lightly -- you never know how weird things might get. Other folks are much more sensitive to criticism today.
Libra
You might struggle a bit against it, but adults make all the rules today -- and you're way better off if you just go along with them for the time being. Things should settle down soon.
Scorpio
You're the first to notice the big change today -- or maybe the first to deal with it. In either case, your energy is just right for handling things, and you might need to reassure a few friends.
Sagittarius
Even if everyone you know is heading for the mall or buying the same new toy, you just aren't feeling it. Shopping isn't inspiring you right now, so let them at it and just do your own thing.
Capricorn
Show your people what you can do -- they're eager for new energy and amusement. You may not always show off like this, but when you do, it's definitely worth your time. You might meet someone cute.
Aquarius
You're in a good position to get attention today -- but you probably don't want it. The cuties are looking the other way, and the only folks who are looking just want an excuse to exercise their authority.
Pisces
Someone you barely even know at school or in a club offers to help you -- and it turns out to be a huge coup. You may not like to say yes to all offers, but this one should work out well.
