Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to make time for something totally new and unprecedented. The end result? It's coming soon. It may be a bolt of inspiration, or it may be a new friend. Whatever it is, it'll blow your socks off.
Taurus
You're not feeling all that great about your friends right now -- or at least one or two of them. They're acting out some pretty crazy issues, and you'd much rather just hang out and enjoy the vibe.
Gemini
Everything is changeable today, and you can do a lot to make things more interesting. You might have better luck convincing people to change than you usually do, so go for it quickly.
Cancer
Look to people's rational left brains today instead of trying to go for the gut. Most folks are just more cerebral than usual. They need to feel that they're making the right decisions for the right reasons.
Leo
You should try to find out what's really going on today because you have more than enough to handle on your own. If you can just try to adapt to new information, you should do just fine.
Virgo
Poke around today and come up with a new way to get things done -- you might surprise yourself. It's one of those days when you'd much rather experiment than stick with the tried and true.
Libra
Your intuitive side is stronger and smarter than ever. You should be able to get inside the mind of almost anyone -- even folks who have been complete mysteries to you for the longest time.
Scorpio
You like changes, though you'll tend to keep them small or low-key today. Major overhauls won't garner anyone's approval, so if you want to totally redo your bedroom or spend a semester in Timbuktu, save it for another day.
Sagittarius
You're really connecting with people today, so you should be able to make folks see the truth -- even when you're not totally sure what it is yourself. Things are good socially.
Capricorn
You're freaked out about your financial situation, but you can apply your big brain to the problem and make something sweet happen if you try. It may take a new way of looking at things, though.
Aquarius
Ha. You're a genius today. That great energy means you're feeling quite good about life as you move forward and push your ideas to the front of the line. People love them.
Pisces
You should kick back a bit and try to focus on what you want to see happen in the future: next week, next month or next year. It's a great day to come up with big plans and then string them out.
