Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Make sure you're still paying attention to the weirdest stuff that pops up in your mind -- there are some clues in there that could be incredibly meaningful to you in the long run.
Taurus
You can tell that more is going on than meets the eye with that one friend of yours -- so say something. It's a good day to explain to them what you think is happening and see what they say.
Gemini
You should eavesdrop on friends while they think you're busy with homework or something -- you can learn all sorts of good stuff while their guard is down. What you do with the info is up to you.
Cancer
You're feeling pretty sweet, thanks to an infusion of great emotional energy that keeps you smiling and ready for anything long into the night. Get your friends to kick it up with you.
Leo
When your best friend or sibling goes out of control when you make an innocent joke, you might think it's time to reconsider -- but don't. It's just a momentary glitch that doesn't mean anything.
Virgo
You're feeling incredibly critical -- so much so that you might accidentally unleash your dark side on someone who's perfectly innocent. Try to hold it in for a bit and chill out for the day.
Libra
The events of your life are a bit too much right now, so try to pull back and let life happen on its own. You can focus on the small stuff, like updating the look of your blog or MySpace page.
Scorpio
You're in a playful mood right now, and other people had better match you if they want to have any fun. Get them to try your new games or just play along as you frolic.
Sagittarius
Focus on the small stuff in your life today, and let the bigger issues play out while you try your best to ignore them. You can return to the weightier stuff later.
Capricorn
You may not think of yourself as a poet or a serious blogger, but you can get out some serious wordsmithing today. It's a really good time to express yourself through words.
Aquarius
You have to go out of your way to help a friend -- even though you have other stuff to do. It's weird, but you know it's right, so knock yourself out and rack up a few more karma points.
Pisces
You need to deal with people in a new way -- so use some of your spare energy to make it happen. You can socialize with anyone, even those you usually think are too weird or different to bother with.
